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*ЁЯЯбSchool*
A place where Parents pay, and children play.┬а
*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.
*ЁЯЯдNurse*:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
*ЁЯЯгMarriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..
*тЪлTears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
*ЁЯЯгConference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*ЁЯФ╡Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.
*ЁЯЯвFather*
A banker provided by nature
*тЪлBoss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
*ЁЯЯа HOSPITAL*
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.
*ЁЯШБSmile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*ЁЯЯвOffice*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
*ЁЯЯбYawn*
The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.
*ЁЯФ╡Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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*ЁЯЯдCommittee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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тАЛLAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY.